May 2013
3 posts
August 2012
25 posts
lindaellerbee:
does ke$ha go by ke£ha in england
Niall in maths:
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many cakes do you have left?
Niall: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly took 2 of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Niall: 10 and a dead body.
me looking at flowers: if i was a fairy i would totally use this as a dress
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
